Thursday, October 13, 2011

Abbey Clancy

Poor old Abbey Clancy. She has had some topless photos nicked from her mobile phone.



Why did she have topless photos on her phone anyway? In case she forgot what her boobs looked like and was in a too crowded area to just have a look down her top?

If she can't remember what her boobies look like she doesn't need to go through the pictures on her phone, she can use her phone to check Google. I've just done a search, and yep, you can see them quite easily.

Alex Jones Has Naked Nightmares

The One Show's Alex Jones has revealed that she's been plagued by nightmares about appearing naked on Strictly Come Dancing.

So I guess the idea of being naked on The One Show doesn't bother her. And that goes out in high-def as well.

She says that her anxiety-fuelled dreams about finding herself undressed on the stage have has left her exhausted.

That must be terrible, to look down and realise that you're in the nude on national TV, and then look over to see Len holding up a 5! Oooh, harsh!

Geri Halliwell Married?

Ah, bless her. Geri Halliwell went to the 6th Annual Raisa Gorbachev Foundation Gala wearing a huge white dress. Basically, a wedding dress.



And why not. If it doesn't look like you're going to ever get married why should that mean you never get to wear a wedding dress.

In fact, why do women spend thousands on a dress they'll only ever wear once, and then spend the rest of their lives in something that costs £3 from Primark?

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

TOWIE Lauren Goodger



Lauren Goodger, from The Only Way Is Essex, made it into the papers for wearing a skimpy red bikini on a recent holiday.

I would say, "Is that really news? Is that really worthy of space in a national newspaper?" But then I realise what they do on the show. That's pretty much media-rich content in comparison to the program.

Imogen Thomas



Imogen Thomas, bless her. She is the woman who had an affair with a footballer and when they split he took out a super injunction so she couldn't sell her story.

What! How is she supposed to make any money then? She put the time in, sleeping with someone who graces the back pages, so when does she get paid for it?

Not that I'm saying people who sleep with married footballers try to sell their story. *coughs - Wayne Rooney - coughs*

And not that I am saying she is the kind of person who tries to get famous for doing nothing. *coughs - she was on Big Brother - coughs*

In some ways you feel sorry for her. The only other person who's famous for a super injunction is Andrew Marr. Some people who only skim the news might think she slept with him. Ouch.

And she has been looking for sympathy. She was on This Morning crying a while back, and now in her interview with Zoo Magazine Imogen said: "I've taken a lot of abuse. I've been called a whore, a sl*g, everything."

Well, that's what some footballers say when you're in bed with them.

She went on to say: "It's horrible but you get on with it. I love the 'block' button on Twitter. I'm blocking at least 30 or 40 people a day at the moment."

She's upset that an injunction stops her having her say, and she uses the block button.

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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

LeAnn Rimes

Some people say that Twitter is useful for nothing more than a few simples jokes and self promotion. Well, LeAnn Rimes has found another use for it... making us all feel fat. She posted pictures of her on a beach...



She invited the Twitterverse onto her honeymoon by posting some rather saucy pictures.

I think we all know what happened here. She worked hard to get down to that wedding weight, and she thought, "While I'm looking good and getting a tan I might as well Tweet it."

That's better than revealing a super injunction any day.

Kelly Brook

Optical illusions are amazing. There are those Magic Eye pictures where you can see in 3D, there are those curved mirror bowls where it looks like there's an object floating in mid air, and sometimes you can get an interesting affect from strobing.

Take a look at Kelly Brook's checked bikini. Stare at the top. Keep staring. And staring.



What I have found is, if you stare for long enough...

...someone will catch you and think you're a perv!

Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cole was recently sacked from the American version of X Factor because of her accent...



That's odd, I never even noticed she was speaking in the past.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

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Thanks to some revolutions in the way money services are being marketed, you could borrow up to $50,000 on the web. That means all the benefits of the internet, the lack of fuss, the simplicity, the ability to arrange from home, all get linked to the service of borrowing money.

With the website Direct-Loan-Servicing.com you can make an application online, which takes very little time. You can then hopefully get approved for a loan with great interest rates without the need for a credit check.

No credit check will be needed. That means if you have a bad credit rating you don't need to worry about your status. You can apply for the loan without having to declare your credit history.

The types of Loans that are available include Cash Loans that give you they money you need to make a purchase you can't quite reach to on your own right now. And there are Payday Loan Lenders that give you a cash boost to help bridge the gap between the bills that come in and your next payment from work.

Sheridan Smith



Sheridan Smith turned 30 recently and she has been proving the old phrase that women get dirty when they get to 30.

She was photographed in some flirty pictures. Let's be honest, we've all had pictures like that when we have had a few pints. The only difference is her pictures still look good the following day. Mine looked like I was victim of a naked car crash.

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Credit can be hard to come by during a time of recession. And it looks like we could be heading into a second recession in a row. The first one saw credit dry up which slowed down recovery. Everything being equal you could be seeing a dry up of available credit. But fortunately there's a website that can help. It's UnsecuredLoanServices.com, that offers personal loans and payday loans. Let's break those two down.

Personal Loans are exactly what the name suggests. It's a lone to help you out in your personal situation and are taken out in your name. They don't involve putting up your home or something similar against it, so it is an Unsecured Personal Loan.

Then we have the Payday Loans Online. Online is the key as they have to be quick and speedy. They are quick loans to fill the gap between payday and bill paying. They don't require a credit check. So you have to get the loan OK'd and paid in time to make them useful.

With such simplicity and easy of use a website like that can get you in a better cashflow situation, that can leave you in a better place to build your financial situation.

Rihanna Films Topless Vid

Rihanna has been in Ireland, filming her new video. Here she is, in a field...



...and, as part of the filming, she got topless.

Hang on. We give them £8billion as part of the bail out package and then they get a topless Rihanna prancing round their fields.

Talk about the luck of the Irish.