Liz Hurley

And now for someone who I once listed on my top 5 things in life, just under custard creams... Liz Hurley.







Plus these that we can't show because they might have some boobies in them. Ooooh!

Try Liz Hurley 1 and Liz Hurley 2

Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue brought Madrid's Gay Pride celebrations to an amazing close with a truly show-stealing appearance.

Carla Bruni

I'm no expert on these matters but Carla Bruni is looking good. People always say how attractive she was but let's not forget that she still has it going on.

For a woman who is nearly 70 and who hasn't eaten since the 60s she is looking great. (I'm not sure wikipedia has got that quite right, you know.)



She's clearly a great wife. She's good looking, intelligent... and pretends she's in a Bond film when she's on the beach. What more could you want?

Cameron Diaz

I watched Knight and Day last night so I thought I could either show some pictures of Cameron Diaz looking sex or Tom Cruise in a mankini.

I think you'll agree I made the right choice.

Cheryl Cole

Can you work out which one is the real Cheryl Cole? One is a lifeless dummy who just stands there, looking great, but with no personality. And the other is her new waxwork. I thank ya!



It's a simple text to work out which one is which. You put them in a ladies toilet and the one that hits the toilet attendant... you see where I'm going with this.

Peaches Geldof

Peaches Geldof is an interesting one. Sometimes she looks like this...



And you think, "Ah, what a nice girl. Probably a good student. The kind of girl you'd take home to meet the folks."

Sometimes she looks like this...



And you think, "Ding dong! Actually, more dong than ding. She's the kind of girl you'd take home to meet the pillow."

And sometimes she looks like she does on the pictures she posted of herself on Twitter...

Here they are. We can't show them here.

And you think, "I need to get me a Twitter account."

Kylie Minogue

After recently adding more Dannii Minogue pictures (because she had a lovely birthday) I thought we should redress the balance by having some Kylie pictures.





So, happy birthday to us.

Taxis

This is something that will be useful to you if you are thinking of a lovely holiday in Orlando. When you get to a place like that the first problem you have to solve is getting the taxi. We all know the jokes about the taxi drivers at airports who take the scenic route without asking. They make the poor unsuspecting tourists pay for a long drive.

What a rubbish way to start your vacation. That's why it's better to get the taxi booked before you even head to the departure lounge. There's an Orlando Taxi sections of www.taxi4hire.com where you can find out about the Orlando Taxi Rates before you even get near the cab.

They have been running since 1987 and have built up a good reputation. And it's not just standard taxis, they even run an Airport limo service if you want to arrive in style. Either way, you'll arrive without going along the needless scenic route.

Christine Bleakley

I just thought, we haven't seen much of Christine Bleakley lately, so I thought we'd remind ourselves of what she looks like.



I wonder why no one has seen her. Oh, that's right, she's on Daybreak.

Irma Nici

So this is Irma Nici, the woman who has said she slept with David Beckham.



I don't know if he did or if he didn't but looking at that photo... oooh, the fun you could have with her. For a start you could train a small Jack Russell to jump through those earrings.

I mean, that are really big. No wonder men would be willing to spend money to be with her. She's the only woman you can sleep with and pick up the BBC World Service at the same time.