The Russian Spy Who Sh**ged Me

Anna Chapman, the Russian spy, is getting her own website. Yep, she's famous now. She's the one who married a British guy and pretended to be a good little wife while all the time she was actually working towards her own secret goals... you know, like a wife.

MI5 have been worried that the temptress recruited sub-agents. Well, she's on Facebook, so there's probably some sort of app. Anna Chapman has installed sodium pentathol...

Here's a picture of her...



But let's be honest, there's only one way to see if the cold war has thawed, and that's to see if she looks cold in these topless pictures...

Picture 1 and Picture 2

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