Christina Aguilera

So, I read on a news website... "Christina Aguilera would never date a woman. Period."

I don't know if she was just forcefully ending the sentence or saying why she wouldn't.

She said wouldn't want to date a woman because there are a lot of hormones going round and that time of the month would be a nightmare.

Wow. If she also says she realised that Man Flu is a serious illness, she might just be the most understanding woman ever.

So, to celebrate all that is Christina Aguilera, it's pic time...

Christine Bleakely

It's about time we had a few pictures of Christine Bleakley. She's moved from the evening TV show on BBC to an early morning one on ITV, which means I'll never get to see her. She's good looking but she ain't that good looking for me to set an alarm.

And maybe she's not that good looking but if you sit near Adrian Chiles you start to look good by comparison.

















More to come...

The Russian Spy Who Sh**ged Me

Anna Chapman, the Russian spy, is getting her own website. Yep, she's famous now. She's the one who married a British guy and pretended to be a good little wife while all the time she was actually working towards her own secret goals... you know, like a wife.

MI5 have been worried that the temptress recruited sub-agents. Well, she's on Facebook, so there's probably some sort of app. Anna Chapman has installed sodium pentathol...

Here's a picture of her...



But let's be honest, there's only one way to see if the cold war has thawed, and that's to see if she looks cold in these topless pictures...

Picture 1 and Picture 2

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