Abbey Clancy

Poor old Abbey Clancy. She has had some topless photos nicked from her mobile phone.



Why did she have topless photos on her phone anyway? In case she forgot what her boobs looked like and was in a too crowded area to just have a look down her top?

If she can't remember what her boobies look like she doesn't need to go through the pictures on her phone, she can use her phone to check Google. I've just done a search, and yep, you can see them quite easily.

Alex Jones Has Naked Nightmares

The One Show's Alex Jones has revealed that she's been plagued by nightmares about appearing naked on Strictly Come Dancing.

So I guess the idea of being naked on The One Show doesn't bother her. And that goes out in high-def as well.

She says that her anxiety-fuelled dreams about finding herself undressed on the stage have has left her exhausted.

That must be terrible, to look down and realise that you're in the nude on national TV, and then look over to see Len holding up a 5! Oooh, harsh!

Geri Halliwell Married?

Ah, bless her. Geri Halliwell went to the 6th Annual Raisa Gorbachev Foundation Gala wearing a huge white dress. Basically, a wedding dress.



And why not. If it doesn't look like you're going to ever get married why should that mean you never get to wear a wedding dress.

In fact, why do women spend thousands on a dress they'll only ever wear once, and then spend the rest of their lives in something that costs £3 from Primark?

TOWIE Lauren Goodger

Lauren Goodger, from The Only Way Is Essex, made it into the papers for wearing a skimpy red bikini on a recent holiday.

I would say, "Is that really news? Is that really worthy of space in a national newspaper?" But then I realise what they do on the show. That's pretty much media-rich content in comparison to the program.

Imogen Thomas

Imogen Thomas, bless her. She is the woman who had an affair with a footballer and when they split he took out a super injunction so she couldn't sell her story.

What! How is she supposed to make any money then? She put the time in, sleeping with someone who graces the back pages, so when does she get paid for it?

Not that I'm saying people who sleep with married footballers try to sell their story. *coughs - Wayne Rooney - coughs*

And not that I am saying she is the kind of person who tries to get famous for doing nothing. *coughs - she was on Big Brother - coughs*

In some ways you feel sorry for her. The only other person who's famous for a super injunction is Andrew Marr. Some people who only skim the news might think she slept with him. Ouch.

And she has been looking for sympathy. She was on This Morning crying a while back, and now in her interview with Zoo Magazine Imogen said: "I've taken a lot of abuse. I've been called a whore, a sl*g, everything."

Well, that's what some footballers say when you're in bed with them.

She went on to say: "It's horrible but you get on with it. I love the 'block' button on Twitter. I'm blocking at least 30 or 40 people a day at the moment."

She's upset that an injunction stops her having her say, and she uses the block button.

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LeAnn Rimes

Some people say that Twitter is useful for nothing more than a few simples jokes and self promotion. Well, LeAnn Rimes has found another use for it... making us all feel fat. She posted pictures of her on a beach...



She invited the Twitterverse onto her honeymoon by posting some rather saucy pictures.

I think we all know what happened here. She worked hard to get down to that wedding weight, and she thought, "While I'm looking good and getting a tan I might as well Tweet it."

That's better than revealing a super injunction any day.

Kelly Brook

Optical illusions are amazing. There are those Magic Eye pictures where you can see in 3D, there are those curved mirror bowls where it looks like there's an object floating in mid air, and sometimes you can get an interesting affect from strobing.

Take a look at Kelly Brook's checked bikini. Stare at the top. Keep staring. And staring.



What I have found is, if you stare for long enough...

...someone will catch you and think you're a perv!

Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cole was recently sacked from the American version of X Factor because of her accent...



That's odd, I never even noticed she was speaking in the past.

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Sheridan Smith

Sheridan Smith turned 30 recently and she has been proving the old phrase that women get dirty when they get to 30.

She was photographed in some flirty pictures. Let's be honest, we've all had pictures like that when we have had a few pints. The only difference is her pictures still look good the following day. Mine looked like I was victim of a naked car crash.

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Rihanna Films Topless Vid

Rihanna has been in Ireland, filming her new video. Here she is, in a field...



...and, as part of the filming, she got topless.

Hang on. We give them £8billion as part of the bail out package and then they get a topless Rihanna prancing round their fields.

Talk about the luck of the Irish.

Needak Rebounder

I have a question for you. It's a good question that I think will set the tone of today's post nicely. Have you ever seen a fat kangaroo?

You weren't expecting that one, eh?

Let me explain my point. Do you know why we evolved to have straight legs? It's because having chimp-like legs that don't fully lock straight costs more energy. The calories saved by walking in the way we humans do is attributed to helping us survive in the arid plains of what would one day become Africa.

Mix these two points together and what do you get? Bouncing like a kangaroo will require a lot of calories. Burning more calories is a bad thing if you're trying to survive a phase of evolution when there's no food around, but these days burning off some calories is a good thing.

That's why the latest craze of rebounding is really taking off. It's a great way to burn calories, get some cardio workout and have fun while you're doing it. If you have never seen a rebounder it's like a mini trampoline, specially designed for the workout you do on it.

If you cast you mind back to when you were younger. Maybe you remember being told off for bouncing up and down on the bed. That just proves how much fun you can have on a rebounder. Your parents were telling you off because the bed you were on couldn't take what you were doing to it. But a specially designed rebounder certainly can. It's like being allowed to do what you wanted when you were a like, like going in the sweet jar... only sweets wouldn't get you in shape like the rebounder will.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, take a look at the needak rebounder. The Needak Rebounder is the top selling rebounder at the moment, so anyone who really wants to get into rebounding should think about a needak. The design is sturdy, even in the folding model. That is an important factor. If you are going to jump up and down on something you want it to be able to support you properly. Risking an off-brand rebounder isn't worth it if you have an accident and injury yourself because you could end up in worse shape, rather than the better shape you are aiming for.

Needak's soft bounce rebounder is their most popular model on sale at the moment. It's because it can fit in your home, so it isn't just for professional gyms, and it is all but indestructible.

I have always said that when it comes to hoe gym equipment, you should make sure they do the job and stop- worrying about the colour, but this is the best of both worlds. You can have your rebounder in black or blue, which they call the "Platinum" model. It's the same model other than the colour, so go for whichever one you think you'd prefer.

Elisabetta Canalis

Elisabetta Canalis, the woman linked to George Clooney, has stripped naked for the latest PETA anti-fur campaign.

It works, because I look at her and I think how much worse it would be if she was all furry.

In an interview on the subject she says that she doesn't like wearing fur.

By the look of her she doesn't like wearing knickers either.

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Films On The Web

And now for a spot of entertainment.

This is another reason I am happy to be around on the web these days, it's a rich source of entertainment. People can easily get their hands on some impressive technology, put it together on affordable PCs and distribute the content on the internet and social networks.

Some of the quality of the content being put on the net is amazing. There's a trailer to a feature film I saw that looks great. The film is a UK film, made with a really small budget when you stop to think about the money that gets ploughed into Hollywood films (I bet the catering budget on Transformers would've made about 6 of these kind of films).

Even though it has a small financial backing it still has some big names, Rachel Shenton is in it. Yeah, Rachel Shenton Hollyoaks's Mitzeee.

Go and have a look if you get a sec. I'm looking forward to the actual film now.

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum has been telling us the secret to her long lasting relationship. She says that her secret is to keep things kinky in the bedroom.

Hey, if it's really kinky you want, forget the bedroom. Do it in the shed.

Let's be honest, if you looked like her...



...you don't need to keep it kinky. As long as her other-half keeps going to Specsavers she'll still keep his attention.

Directories

I remember when I first starting making websites, you would get it all ready and then sped time submitting it to link directories to get people to know that you exist.

Then along came a well known search engine with its algorithm and people just focused on that. I have been guilty of it myself; I'd make a site, link to it so it would get indexed and then forget about it.

I was missing out on a source of traffic, and not just any traffic, good quality visitors who really want to visit a site like mine.

So I now make sure that I submit links to directories like www.submit-link.net as part of my website promotion strategy. It's a valid and often over-looked way of getting your site a place on the web where people can find it. And it is through such simple small bits of effort you could find it pays off in a big way.

Some people spend hours posting comments on the blogs of others to try to build up links as part of a site promotion plan. Taking just some of that time to submit to directories will be well worth it.

Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley is in another advert. Don't ask me what it's for because I wasn't looking at anything other that Keira.

That's the trouble with having someone like that in your ad, she draws attention away from the product.

To have a good advert you really should have an ugly person in it. I'm free weekdays...

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If a tree falls in a forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes. Of course it don't. Don't be so obtuse.

But if I website is on the internet and no one visits it, is it still really a website? Who care, it really needs to hits and fast.

How do you get more hits? You can buy advertising, but it is very expensive, you can drop leaflets to the homes near where you live but it won't make a lot of difference. One thing to consider is SEO, search engine optimization. When people search on the web the results they get depends on various factors. If the site that you are trying to promote scores well in these areas you get more people to your site.

SEO tends to be discussed in terms of money making websites more often because it makes sense to get the most money from your side. But you can use SEO for any site that has text. It will pay off in different ways, whether it is raising your brand's profile or just getting more people to see your art.

You could do all the SEO yourself but you have to think about the time factor. You may give up years to learn and gain all the knowledge about SEO and if you do a very good job you could do all the work yourself. But the problem with it is it would take years. The better option is to use the services of an expert in SEO.

With their help you will get people to your website. It's like using someone to cut paths in the forest that increased the number of people who work near a tree you want to make fall. More people hear it, even though if would make a sound whether they were there or not.

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