Abbey Clancy

Poor old Abbey Clancy. She has had some topless photos nicked from her mobile phone.



Why did she have topless photos on her phone anyway? In case she forgot what her boobs looked like and was in a too crowded area to just have a look down her top?

If she can't remember what her boobies look like she doesn't need to go through the pictures on her phone, she can use her phone to check Google. I've just done a search, and yep, you can see them quite easily.

Alex Jones Has Naked Nightmares

The One Show's Alex Jones has revealed that she's been plagued by nightmares about appearing naked on Strictly Come Dancing.

So I guess the idea of being naked on The One Show doesn't bother her. And that goes out in high-def as well.

She says that her anxiety-fuelled dreams about finding herself undressed on the stage have has left her exhausted.

That must be terrible, to look down and realise that you're in the nude on national TV, and then look over to see Len holding up a 5! Oooh, harsh!

Geri Halliwell Married?

Ah, bless her. Geri Halliwell went to the 6th Annual Raisa Gorbachev Foundation Gala wearing a huge white dress. Basically, a wedding dress.



And why not. If it doesn't look like you're going to ever get married why should that mean you never get to wear a wedding dress.

In fact, why do women spend thousands on a dress they'll only ever wear once, and then spend the rest of their lives in something that costs £3 from Primark?

TOWIE Lauren Goodger

Lauren Goodger, from The Only Way Is Essex, made it into the papers for wearing a skimpy red bikini on a recent holiday.

I would say, "Is that really news? Is that really worthy of space in a national newspaper?" But then I realise what they do on the show. That's pretty much media-rich content in comparison to the program.

Imogen Thomas

Imogen Thomas, bless her. She is the woman who had an affair with a footballer and when they split he took out a super injunction so she couldn't sell her story.

What! How is she supposed to make any money then? She put the time in, sleeping with someone who graces the back pages, so when does she get paid for it?

Not that I'm saying people who sleep with married footballers try to sell their story. *coughs - Wayne Rooney - coughs*

And not that I am saying she is the kind of person who tries to get famous for doing nothing. *coughs - she was on Big Brother - coughs*

In some ways you feel sorry for her. The only other person who's famous for a super injunction is Andrew Marr. Some people who only skim the news might think she slept with him. Ouch.

And she has been looking for sympathy. She was on This Morning crying a while back, and now in her interview with Zoo Magazine Imogen said: "I've taken a lot of abuse. I've been called a whore, a sl*g, everything."

Well, that's what some footballers say when you're in bed with them.

She went on to say: "It's horrible but you get on with it. I love the 'block' button on Twitter. I'm blocking at least 30 or 40 people a day at the moment."

She's upset that an injunction stops her having her say, and she uses the block button.

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LeAnn Rimes

Some people say that Twitter is useful for nothing more than a few simples jokes and self promotion. Well, LeAnn Rimes has found another use for it... making us all feel fat. She posted pictures of her on a beach...



She invited the Twitterverse onto her honeymoon by posting some rather saucy pictures.

I think we all know what happened here. She worked hard to get down to that wedding weight, and she thought, "While I'm looking good and getting a tan I might as well Tweet it."

That's better than revealing a super injunction any day.